The Terrors of Travel: 5 Things You Dont Want on a Plane

You may get past security but these are 5 unexpected items that you definitely DONT want on a plane with you.

…1, you won’t end up doing your homework on the plane. Even if you muster up the will to do it, it can only end badly. Example:
Old Lady Next to You: Oh my, is that calculus?
You: actually it’s just geometry.
Old Lady let’s call her Gladys Next to You: My grandson is taking calculus! I say, students do such complicated math these days. My grandson takes calculus and is a football player!
You: this is geometry.
Gladys: Do you like football players?
If Gladys doesn’t get to you, the fact that there’s a good movie playing or the fact that you’re too tired will.
Suggestion: Bring one of those puzzle books. You know. Mazes, crossword puzzles, word searches. Gladys won’t have anything to say about it, and it’s okay if you get bored of it because it’s not going to be graded!
4. A huge bag of souvenirs. True, this only applies to return flights. But I’m going to share with you a little story that will forever scare you into fitting as many souvenirs into your checked luggage as you possibly can.
Once upon a time,…

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The Terrors of Travel: 5 Things You Dont Want on a Plane

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